This is a (adjective #1) story bout two girls. Amy, who is a little (curse #1) and her (adjective #2) best friend Jessica who is the best (curse #2). One (adjective #3) day they went for a (verb #1) along the (noun #1). Jessica said “wow look at that (curse #3) in the air! It is so (adjective #4). I want to take it home and (verb #2) it!” Amy agreed. She looked at the (curse #3) and instantly was reminded of her (adjective #5), (adjective #6) (noun #2). Her eyes began to (verb #3) at the sight of the beautiful (curse #3). They ( past tense verb #4) all the way back to their (adjective #7) (noun #3) where they talked like (#curse 4) all day (# adjective #8).
This is a fluffy story about two girls. Amy, who is a little bitch and her stern best friend Jessica who is the best ass. One bewildering day they went for a sing along the fishsticks. Jessica said “wow look at that slut in the air! It is so crispy! I want to take it home and ride it!” Amy agreed. She looked at the slut and instantly was reminded of her lonely, jittery swag. Her eyes began to skip at the sight of the beautiful slut. They rode all the way back to their thug jigglypuff where they talked like whores all day.
He wants it to fly as high as the birds.
This gave me high expectations on what my cardboard box house would look like inside. I guess I needed a bigger imagination then.
okay so my legitimate reaction to seeing this on my dash was to scream
OH MY GOD IT’S OUT OF THE BOX
cries
HEY, WATCH IT TUMBLR
you got me right in the childhood.
i’m sensitive there.
Now that I know about Doctor Who I contend that the black guy was a Time Lord.
HAHA yeah it’s a general consensus that they were time lords.
ALL THE CHILDHOOD FEELS
Kittens rescued by US Marines in Afghanistan
Yes this can absolutely be on my blog on Memorial Day.
(via amanda0502)